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Monday, November 10, 2003

Today's news

WITHO IN SKIRT SHOCKER

In an unprecedented move, Witho wore a skirt to the office today, and provoked much reaction. One witness said "I've never seen Witho in a skirt". Another said "Who is Witho again?"

WITHO TO RESIGN TOMORROW

In another unprecedented move, Witho announced to her friends that she would be resigning tomorrow. When asked why tomorrow, she gave the following statement: "Tomorrow is mine and Big Fella's anniversary. My resignation is my anniversary present to him. I have no further comment".

I've been eating Woolworth's "Kids' Pick 'n' Mix" all morning and now feel sick.

The End
Love Witho



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