Thursday, January 08, 2004

Deliberation, cogitation and digestion

Dear Stomach

For 31 years, you have provided me with a sterling service, digesting my food efficiently with barely a whimper of complaint. Now, I know I allowed you to get a nasty bug several months ago, but I really think you should have forgiven me by now, don't you? I'm fed up with your almost weekly "antics"*. Now, pull yourself together immediately!

Love Witho

* I shan't provide any more details than this, gentle reader, so as not to offend your no doubt delicate eyes...

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